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By Christopher Moore

The town of San Francisco is being stalked by means of an enormous shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and in simple terms I, Abby general, and my manga-haired love monkey stand among the starving monster and a bloody bloodbath of the final public.

Whoa. And this can be a love story?

Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. yet there's everybody's favourite undead couple, Tommy and Jody, who've simply escaped from imprisonment in a bronze statue. And now that they're out they've joined forces with Abby, her boyfriend Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway workforce, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty canine Lazarus and Bummer, homosexual Goth man Jared, and SF's most interesting Cavuto and Rivera to seek sizeable cat and store the town. relatively.

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I walked with him toward the door. Forget the taste issue. That was nothing compared to the Ian issue. I felt disloyal working with a MacDonald. If Jerry laid down the law and forbid me to see Ian again, though . . Well, I guess I’d leap over that Grand Canyon when I came to it. ” He pulled out a key ring and went to work on the back door. Then he punched in a code on a pad inside. “Security code. Chip gave it to me. He’s pretty trusting. ” “A vampire named Chip. ” “Yes, Damian and I had drinks with some of the members last night.

I walked with him toward the door. Forget the taste issue. That was nothing compared to the Ian issue. I felt disloyal working with a MacDonald. If Jerry laid down the law and forbid me to see Ian again, though . . Well, I guess I’d leap over that Grand Canyon when I came to it. ” He pulled out a key ring and went to work on the back door. Then he punched in a code on a pad inside. “Security code. Chip gave it to me. He’s pretty trusting. ” “A vampire named Chip. ” “Yes, Damian and I had drinks with some of the members last night.

He stepped between us. ” Richard’s voice was hard. “Experimenting? ” Ian didn’t look a bit intimidated. He had guts. I sure wouldn’t want to face off against Richard. ” Richard didn’t bother to mask his contempt. “Those vampires duped into buying into those claims paid with their immortality, MacDonald. ” Ian picked up the remote and hit a button. The TV over the fireplace came to life and there he was on the big screen, standing under a cabana on the beach in front of his house. In broad daylight.

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